BY Jolie
As I lay in my bed with my laptop open typing… my nose is running, i can’t breathe, I have a slight fever, I have the chills and I am cursing all the dwights I work with who:
- Dont Wash their hands after going to the bathroom
- Cough with their mouths open
- Touch my phone and keyboard at work without asking
- Who are just plain nasty
- Think bringing in their little germy kids to work is cute
- Those who come into work and hack, cough and blow their nose so that I CAN GET THEIR EFFIN COLD
This is my number one rant for the day!
I am also upset because that means that I will probably miss halloween. My costume idea was to wear a blue dress with devil ears and tail and be “Devil in a Blue Dress” feel free to steal the idea as I will be in the BED for this festive occassion. I was also planning on seeing Mr. Lightbright but I have cancelled my travel plans.
This also brings up an additional rant I may have: IF NO ONE IN MY DECK comes to see about me while I am sick.. the manicane MAY BE OVER.. the ROSTER will be empty and we will have to start anew. I know no one wants to catch a cold but if you really care about me you’ll be here.. with soup and orange juice in hand. I dont care if you just leave it at my door with a caring note. This is the TEST .. Whoever comes to save me from myself … well they move up to #1.
So kind people of the internets. .. what you have to rant about? and when your done ranting .. check out the gratirants here.
Jolie Fatale
What in the hel! do i have to do to convince yo @zz to happy dammit LOL…i got compelling scientific information to back my @zz up and yo @zz still can’t be happy?? wtf do i have to do..hurt some dam!n body…
j/k…feel better Jolie
I’m spreading my gratefulness over on your site. geez comeback!
I know you got one complaint.. but I do believe in the cortisol you were talking about over at your site.. and how it makes people fat.. iTS sooo TRUE
1. I don’t understand why on the Russ Parr show they INSIST on putting this man on here who does “horoscopes” but he is a complete IDIOT!
2. It’s Halloween, and I no longer have the 18 year old body that allows me to eat all the candy I want and not gain a pound. DAMMIT.
That is all.
gripe: Jolie will not be going out with me tonight and I had to find out via the blog… man blogging’s some wack shit (ref: kanye west… ya’ll prolly dont know the song)
Food poisoning! There is absolutely no reason that I have been in costume since Saturday. Blood vessels in my eyes all jacked up (But I will be a fly ass Dracula tonight, even going to Six Flags in Largo with some Law School mates.)
The ignorant people who keep yelling out DUMB ish at McCain and Palin rallies. Let’s go ahead and go with Obama, I need this change to hurry and a’coma.
Consider that idea STOLEN!!! Thanks, lol!!
Oh and I hope you feel better!
YAHHHHH!
These dwights at work made me realize some new rants.
1. Gentrification: dont walk around an all black neighborhood like you own it just cuz you revamped a brownstone. and dont act like youve been there forever and built the shit either.
2. Gentrification: dwaynes being so negroidfied that they dont know how to take care of stuff so they run down the neighborhood and drop the property value just for the dwights to come in and clean it up. why cant a better grade of negroids build it back up? why? i will tell you- because we think that white is right and can never get a bunch of us to invest in a black area and sell shat to dwights, but we can do the reverse and invest in dwights who sell overlyinflated condos to dwaynes!!
3. dwights who always play the victim role. you knew what type of neighborhood you were moving into. dont be surprised when you get robbed! the robbers are equal opportunists… shoot they rob the poor and give to the rich by spending money on dwight owned products. and they steal from the rich and give to the rich.
4. dwight woman who play the victim role everywhere they go. at work, in the city, wherever… theyre always naive and scared
DIsclaimer: FeFe is not racist.. she hates everybody. black, white, asian or HAITIAN! Especially you Haitian men
End Disclaimer
LMSAO!
Jolie, if your manicane army doesn’t show up, then let me give you well wishes of convalescence.
Sooo Jolie I couldn’t find a blue dress that wasn’t super skanktankerous…so I’m just going to go as Little Red Riding Hoe, lol…that one never gets old. I need to brush off my basket of sexual goodies and iron my red cape.
Over to big daddy’s house we go…
@teacia: lol
and the skantankerous the better.. my blue dress was a tight little one..
disclaimer: my comments didnt even hint at racism. i wasnt even thinking racism when i wrote it. i was just stating something.
thanks jolie for calling me a racist! wait til u start talking about the “germy ass dwights at work”
hmmmmpf!
You need to load up on Vitamin C and liquids (preferably warm—tea, soup, etc.) and EAT.
Like the old adage, “feed a cold, Starve a fever”.
I used to use this as a test myself. I had a girlfriend a few yrs ago, whom knew I had a cold but she didn’t even come through to check on me…she ‘called’ to see if I was ok. This broad was known to ‘pop up’ randomly, and when I got a cold all of a sudden she wants to call?! She would be dismissed that day (mentally). We played around for another year+, but from the cold incident, I knew there was no way I would be serious with her.
I think I’m gonna keep it G, IF I go out, I will be one of the robbers from Dead Presidents; that’s classic.