By Jolie Fatale:
On the occasions that I do have to go clubbing (like this weekend) I only go in small groups of trusted friends who will have my back should something go down. I also make a conscious effort not to look like I want to kill you. However, if some basic rules/guidelines were observed by dudes, then (in my opinion) I would be a lot more inclined to speak to you:
DO’s
1. Do speak proper English (or at least standard English). Really.
2. Do dress appropriately. Attire sets the tone of how I treat you. Dress like a fool and you will be treated thusly.
3. Behave like you were brought up not dragged up.
4. Be a gentleman. “Please” and “thank you” still work.
DONT’s
1. No means no. If you ask me to dance and I say “no thank you” do not grab me and do the “come on baby” thing, or call me a bitch. Either scenario is guaranteed to get you hurt/cut.
2. Give me a moment. Don’t jump/rush me the minute I set foot in the place. That level of eagerness is only cute if you are a puppy.
3. NEVER EVER approach a woman on some “Hi baby/boo/hoe/sexy” shit because you WILL get shot down. Instead introduce yourself like you got some fcuking sense.
4. If you dress thugged out in the club, you will be treated as if you are thugged out. Simply put, dress to impress.
i. Act like a fcuking gentleman and not a rapper.
5. Do not pull our hair, grab our ass, or play touchy feely when dancing, or even just passing by. That automatically gets us calling you dog to every girl in the club. Surefire way of not getting laid.
6. Don’t pull out wads of cash unless you’re looking to attract groupie golddigging hoe. Trust, the decent women will be turned off by your gesture
i. Stop being “flossy” to attract women. The money you spent on a $300 bottle of Grey Goose could have been put towards a gun that you should have used to kill yourself.
7. Don’t be a baby. Learn to handle rejection. Man up.
i. -Stop acting like mark-ass bitches.
- Stop having rigid physical standards if you look like an old puppy. and stop getting mad when a pretty woman doesn’t want you. You know what the fuck you look like. At least try to be charming if you are lacking in looks.
- If a woman says “I have a man”, that means “I don’t want to talk to you”. This isn’t up for discussion, leave.
Fact: when you see a group of attractive, sexy and confident women, trust that they are confident enough to approach you if they are interested! Men in the club is usually a no no…i mean, men go to the club, recycle the same line, overdraft their debit card and make a fool of themselves at least 38 consecutive times in conquest of club coochie-AND WE KNOW THIS!!!! If you are intriguing enough that we actually want to talk to you, then you will get a smile, sexy squint or maybe even the innocent lip lick. Ow!
